The Life by Zodiac
Hey friends, here's an article about how I'm a bitch, yet also lovable, as I am born in December. Oh, the source? Yahoo News.
The Holiday Prep
Couple TMI
Fran Smitherhouse: Omg this legit happened to us @Dave! No more suicidal chicken wings on date night ;)
People at home reading your post...
The Hologram Michael Jackson
Either someone fucked up the filter on their picture or took one of those photo booth photos that "sketches" you and makes you look like the pervy version of the Sun-Maid Raison girl.
Couple TMI Divorce/Breakup
These types of posts are as uncomfortable as seeing a co-workers dick pic.
"Disappointed yet again that he chose to go to his mom's house for his brother's birthday instead of watching Frozen with me. So over it. Smh."
The Live Action Failed Shot
The friend who takes a bad picture when they are in front of the action...
Is the same friend who...
Sits far away and takes an equally bad shot.
The Unintentionally Sad Post
Curling up to a day old glass of Malbec and a new book on this lovely Friday night.
#YesPlease #Itsmy30thBirthday #MyFriendsAreOutButImStayingIn
The World Around Us
What people think they look like while taking an "usie."
What they look like to everyone else...
The Holiday "Why is She Taking a Picture with That in Her Mouth" Photo Part 1
The woman who may or may not know that all of her photos are sexual.
The Over-Hashtaged
Fransmithers37: Ready for me??! #redlipsdontcare #blackhairdontcare #KylieJennerLips #bae #TryingToMoveMyEyebrowsLOL #datenight #getreadywithFranFriday #TMNT #ChicaCherryCola #GreenEyes #T1000WasMyFavinTerminator #IWishedUponAStarAndNothingHappened #GoogleHowYouCanGiveYourselfPinkEye
Something's Missing?
Something is missing with these photos but I just can't put my finger on it... Ahh yes, you CROPPED OUT AN ENTIRE PERSON!
Fashion Triptych
As seen on Instagram
Today's look: Calvin Klein dress, Xhileration tights, Express for Men belt, Tampax Pearl tampon, Forever 21 boots
Instaglutton
Instagram...
Fran_freaky19: New nail polish I'm trying out today #midnightpassion #nails #covergirl #MaybeIAmBornWothIt #fresh
45 seconds later, a new, but slightly different post...
Fran_freaky19: goodnight everyone xoxox #kisses #naturalbeauty #love #midnightpassion
The Generator
When you post an image such as the one above, and friends start posting to your page what their results were.
TimnEricFreaks: Wonder Raptor, The Victor of the Past
AlfonsoSoriano: Captain Phantom, The Guardian of the Gauntlet
Giggles1989: Time Solider, The Sacred of the Seven
The Second Party Bad Angle
This angled shot is either taken by a parent who doesn't know better, an older person who doesn't know better, or some enraged revengeful asshole.
The Overreacted
FRIEND RANT:
Fran Smitherhouse: UGGGHHH I just spoke to the biggest asshole on the phone! Whatever you do, DO NOT go to the dentist on King Street. The receptionist is the biggest f$%*#^$ a$$h*&@# c#*^ you will ever see!!!!!!!!!!!! I called to make an appointment but never confirmed and now someone else has that slot. Such a f*&^%@* pig slut.
Every person who reads it:
Fran Smitherhouse: UGGGHHH I just spoke to the biggest asshole on the phone! Whatever you do, DO NOT go to the dentist on King Street. The receptionist is the biggest f$%*#^$ a$$h*&@# c#*^ you will ever see!!!!!!!!!!!! I called to make an appointment but never confirmed and now someone else has that slot. Such a f*&^%@* pig slut.
Every person who reads it:
The Morning Hello
"Good Morning!"
Yes, good morning to you as well! So umm... I don't know how to say this, but, well, did someone murder your vagina last night? I ask because I just don't get why you are doing this.
Old School Facestalk
One of my earliest photos I posted after joining Facebook was the kind of picture I would not have posted today, just a bad look -think late MySpace.
Recently, a man "Liked" the photo, leading me to speculate that he clicked-through hundreds of images until he found this one, which was resting comfortably and untouched in my "Mobile Uploads."
I am not judging, as most of us have been there, but the lesson here is: if you are attempting subtlety don't "Like" the image. If you want me to know you're doing it, click away.
The Working Man
Not douchey, just confusing. You want us to like a photo of you doing your job? I definitely will if that's the case.
Vacation Shot
Song Choice
"So good!"
Yeah, we know. Now go back to your "Family Fued" show and watch as Steve Harvey's suit gets bigger before your eyes.
The Bar View
There are two types of people out there: the person who posts the "beer on bar picture, " or their counterpart, the "hand holding the Starbucks cup" person. Tis the Season
As we approach the fall season, you will most definitely see a #throwback photo accompanied with the phrase, "Winter is coming."
The Waiting Game
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