The Life by Zodiac
Hey friends, here's an article about how I'm a bitch, yet also lovable, as I am born in December. Oh, the source? Yahoo News.
The Holiday Prep
Couple TMI
Fran Smitherhouse: Omg this legit happened to us @Dave! No more suicidal chicken wings on date night ;)
People at home reading your post...
The Hologram Michael Jackson
Either someone fucked up the filter on their picture or took one of those photo booth photos that "sketches" you and makes you look like the pervy version of the Sun-Maid Raison girl.
Couple TMI Divorce/Breakup
These types of posts are as uncomfortable as seeing a co-workers dick pic.
"Disappointed yet again that he chose to go to his mom's house for his brother's birthday instead of watching Frozen with me. So over it. Smh."
The Live Action Failed Shot
The friend who takes a bad picture when they are in front of the action...
Is the same friend who...
Sits far away and takes an equally bad shot.
The Unintentionally Sad Post
Curling up to a day old glass of Malbec and a new book on this lovely Friday night.
#YesPlease #Itsmy30thBirthday #MyFriendsAreOutButImStayingIn
The World Around Us
What people think they look like while taking an "usie."
What they look like to everyone else...
The Holiday "Why is She Taking a Picture with That in Her Mouth" Photo Part 1
The woman who may or may not know that all of her photos are sexual.
The Over-Hashtaged
Fransmithers37: Ready for me??! #redlipsdontcare #blackhairdontcare #KylieJennerLips #bae #TryingToMoveMyEyebrowsLOL #datenight #getreadywithFranFriday #TMNT #ChicaCherryCola #GreenEyes #T1000WasMyFavinTerminator #IWishedUponAStarAndNothingHappened #GoogleHowYouCanGiveYourselfPinkEye
Something's Missing?
Something is missing with these photos but I just can't put my finger on it... Ahh yes, you CROPPED OUT AN ENTIRE PERSON!
Fashion Triptych
As seen on Instagram
Today's look: Calvin Klein dress, Xhileration tights, Express for Men belt, Tampax Pearl tampon, Forever 21 boots
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