Person taking a selfie + sipping a drink = Raised eyebrows + bulging eyeballs.
Reenactments of people we've learned to dislike on the internet. To save their identities, I have decided to re-enact some of the classics. These are their stories.
Yogi Face
"I washed my hair today!"
Can someone explain to me why women who are into yoga post pictures like this??
Make-Up Tutorial
Hey! I'm so good at make-up and confident in my application of it that I will still use an obvious filter!
The Candid Gym Pic
Cool candid picture that you took of yourself at the gym that no one really cares about but we will still like it so you will like one of our photos in return!
The Snapchat Filter Profile Picture
Did you use a Snapchat filter that changed you from a regular looking human into an unrecognizable Disney Princess? If the answer was yes, than that mean you definitely posted it to Facebook.
Lookout for a "wow you are so beautiful" comment from that family member who has made you uncomfortable since childhood or from that guy you're not sure if you ever met in real life but always wishes you a "happy birthday" when the time comes around.
The Ex Bed pic
Ladies does your partner have an ex who has a picture on Facebook or any form of social media laying on a bed in this sort of fashion? If yes, dump him. HE CHOSE to be with someone who was crazy enough to post this picture online. Not her fault for being crazy, his fault for picking to be with crazy.
Compare and Contrast
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FranSmitherhouse: Yummy snack! I love to get a boost of protein to keep my metabolism up! Send me a message if you'd like to join me! #CleanEats #FollowMyJourney #Fitspiration #balance
28,441 Likes
AllieBrady: Cruzin' down the west side with my hommies #Dog
Something that gives me a lot of hope is that pictures of dogs, babies, and boobs get more "likes" than pictures of that girl you went to high school with "helping others" by telling you what she eats to maintain her not-necessarily-sculpted-physique.
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