I WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

The Bad Guess

Fran Smitherhouse

3 hours ago near Rome, NY

Does anyone know what this is? It's by my back stairs.

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Tom Kilz: An Oak tree.
3 hours ago

Sarah Sloptino: I have that in my backyard too. Its definitely a rose bush <3

2 hours ago
Peter Hynes: tomato plant
1 hour ago
Nigel Loosefoot: pot
33 minutes ago
Quincy Immajumpyavagina Davis: Celery
5 minutes ago

The Mirrored Mirror

Thank you for these! You really inspired my day!

Mother Nature Tweak

This grasshopper looks UGLY!!

Oh my gosh! Soo much better!!!

Third Times the Charm

If the lady or gentleman that you are interested in posted at least three nearly identical photos of themselves in a row, they blow. Not as in a sexy blow, but as in your mom would hate them.

The Can't Sleep Post

Fran Smitherhouse
4 hours ago near Blasdell, NY

Ugggh this sucks being awake so early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't sleep? Why don't you alert everyone who is sleeping so they may help you? Oh, that's right... they're FUCKING SLEEPING.

The Deuce Douche

"Throwing up the deuces lol"

The subject posted said picture because they thought they looked good in it and threw in a "lol" because, well, perhaps it makes it less weird for everyone.

The "My Friends are Better than Your Friends" Post or Hashtag

Really, dude? I thought we were all friends here.

The "I Hope This Doesn't Get Deleted Before I Can Tell a Bunch of People to Checkout How Awkward it Is" Picture

Did you send this picture to your boyfriend/girlfriend, then accidentally shared it on Facebook? The reason why I ask is because there is really no other explanation on why you would share such a thing.

The Belated Birthday

Your friend's birthday was yesterday and you forgot! Today, your friend posted a "thanks for all the birthday wishes." You now have two choices:

1. Write on their wall "Happy birthday xoxo."
2. Fall for their trap and comment on their status admitting you forgot and wish them a happy belated.

Black & White II

"My favorite green dress!!!"

Too Much Filter

The original picture was of a brother and sister on a teeter-totter but after many filters now looks like this.

"Which Team Are You Supporting? I Didn't Know You Liked Sports" Photo

"Wearing my Team Brasil shirt today!!!"

Tag Rules

When someone tags their friend in a post and you're not sure whether or not it's appropriate to like it...

Fran Smitherhouse
51 minutes ago near Blasdell, NY

I really think @John needs to see Nik Wallenda ASAP at Darien Lake!!!

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The Run In

This picture is not douchey, though walking by and accidentally witnessing this person take said picture of themselves is quite uncomfortable.

The "You're so Fucking Far Away" Concert Picture

"Great Dave Matthews Band show last night!!!"

The Post-Breakup 'No Really I'm Fine' Picture

Photograph + fun activity + people of the opposite sex= Just broke up with boyfriend

The "I'm Not Sure That's the Right Quote" Post

"When life gives you lemons, turn your other cheek bitches!"

The Surprised Over ___ Face

' I just realized I forgot to watch "The Bachelor" tonight!'

No my love, you just took random pictures of yourself and ended up making this face for some reason (which I won't even get into), thought you looked good, and posted it. Also, she definitely still watched The Bachelor.

The Story Board with a Shitty Story

The picframe with little subtleties and no story.

The Hidden Agenda

"Love the wallpaper in this room!"

The friend that is fishing for a reason to post a picture of themself.

The One Upper Part 2

You: Wow so many emails today!

Friend: Oh man, that's nothing! I get that in an hour!

You: ...

The Pity Party

Tom: you look pretty

Fran: thanks, though I think I look like Jafar from Aladin.

Women tend to do this more than men, but if someone compliments you, say thank you. We don't need you to pity yourself.

The Check-in

Fran Smitherhouse
May 30

Just looking and buying ;)- at Rite-Aid

Boozing before my haircut with the ladies ;) - at Supercuts

Relaxxxing by the pool before I watch a Medea movie- at Holiday Inn Express Room 403

Thanks for checking-in excessively! I can't wait to find you!!

All the best,

That guy with the weird name you friended when you joined Facebook in 2005 and accepted because you needed friends.

The "Never To Be UnSeen" Post

"Crushed my foot today. It's a bleeder!"

The Ass Picture Through the Ages

Uncomfortable matured woman version...

Uncomfortable adolescence version ...

The Questionable Situation Post

The Extreme Touchup

"Hanging in the sun with my sister #nofilter "

The Resting Bitch Face

Instagram Filter

1. Take picture.

2. Open picture in Instagram app.

3. Change filter.

4. Repeat step 3.

The Fishing For a Compliment Post

Friend of your friend: Omg girl, I never noticed how much you look like Megan Fox!

Friend: Aww thanks :)

You: ...

Throwback Thursday

I enjoy "Throwback Thursday" but for the sake of other people's announces with it...

The Can You Be More Specific Picture

Am I in a book club with you?

The Clueless Significant Other

This kind of post is usually by that girl you knew in college who was quiet and nice, but you were smart enough not to share your Chapstick with. Now she is always naked and posting images of her lady bits. Her significant other comments with everyone else.

"A sneak peak at what I'm wearing at the gym ;) "

Trenton Dibstin: daaaaaaamn

Gregg Flowers II: I like what I see. I'll see more next week when u stop by

Denise Saks: hott$$

Fred Krinklestep: looking good baby, can't wait to see those tonight xxx

Jon Michael Zippo: now ur talking! Hit me up sometime gurl

Fran Smitherhouse: oh hey @Jon! Miss you, I'll text u later xoxo

Fred Krinklestep is Fran Smitherhouse's boyfriend. Bless his heart.

The Apology First Food Post

"I never do this because it's so annoying BUT this egg whites, jalapeño, banana pepper, tomato, black olive, cheese, and hot sauce dish is amazing!"

Inside Outside Picture

"Super sunny out today!"

Listen kid, you're not fooling anyone here. You're inside.