Reenactments of people we've learned to dislike on the internet. To save their identities, I have decided to re-enact some of the classics. These are their stories.
The Deflator
I know you're trying to be sexy but I can't help but notice that cat jungle gym in the background. Come to think of it, I'm sure your personal scent is something mixed between corn flakes and tuna fish. Completely flaccid right now, thanks.
and yet . . . dizzyingly sexy
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