The Three-Hours-Behind Spelling-Correction Guy.

STATUS:  Sam Flickinger:  My wife just had the bayb!! Haven't been this happy ever!!Life is perfect!!!

                                                        And here is comes...
  
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                                   Comments:
                                                      Jen Drug: Congrats!
                                                      John Johnny: Congrats dude!
                                                      Sam Flickinger: Oops "baby." Thanks guys!
                                                      Sarah Miller: Yeah!!
                                                      Gill Peters: So happy for you both! Congrats
                                                      Dave Gloss: What's a "bayb"?
In this case, Dave Gloss is a douche.