Selfies in Weird Locations

Porto potty?

 

 

 

 

 

Closet?

 

 

 

 

 

Weird.

The Miley

There is a new lip floating around!!! It's the one where the person doesn't quite commit to the full duck-lip but still looks like an asshole doing it.

The Buffet

 

"The Buffet." The subject in this photograph generally combines multiple aspects.

Sightings have included, but are not limited to,  the duck lip, unfocused eye, bang-in-the-face, and teet exposure.

The "I Think Your Phone is Backwards"

These are legitimate reenactments of pictures that I have seen recently. I know... I know...

Quacks

Ducks are cute animals. Adult humans as ducks, well, not so much. This picture usually showcases some of the best work of d-baggers. Generally the photo taken is not really a flattering picture but somehow there's always a couple creepers telling the subject how "sexy" they look, positively reinforcing negative behavior. The subject thanks the "To Catch a Predator" alum and posts more of these.

The Flush.

Yeah. You can't fool us. We know you're in the bathroom. Want to know how? Oh I don't know perhaps it was the sink, or the toilet paper roll, or well, the toilet. There's no use in locking the bathroom door; your family and roommates will see the pictures when you post them 11 hours later, and, don't worry, if you believed they thought you were weird before, just wait until after you post those bad boys.