Did You Get Taller?

The friend you haven't seen in 5 years got a boob job but no one knows how to acknowledge it.

Yo Son!!

  You know who stopped using "gang signs" in this post 9/11 world? Gangs. Flashing them makes you look as awkward as a first date at a Taylor Swift concert. Douche bag.


  Hmmm... how can I change this creepy shitty picture of me donating blood into something I can post online? Ahh yes! Turn it into a Black & White!

The Drunk Friend

Trying to Do This...   

But Instead Doing This...