The Division IV

This one is tricky. It's not douchy to love bar sports. It's douchy being the drunk girl posing next to objects in a dark bar, repeatedly taking flash photos.

The TMI

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"Donating blood, look away if you're afraid of needles!"

"Look what I found on my head today! My split-end has a split-end (at least I hope this is the one I found on my head)!"