I get why we use hashtags on Instagram and Twitter (both networking sites are vehicles to share with thousands of people instantly), but why are people with extensive privacy settings using hashtags on Facebook?

Most users privacy settings won't allow you to see their status update about how much they hate bad drivers because you're not friends with them, but they will let you search for #babysfirstbubblebath? 


The Video Sharer

Just a heads-up, one or two videos posted once in a while? People may check it out. If you post a plethora, no one gives a fuck. The over abundance-of-videos-person, is likely to be recovering from their over-sharing-of-food-pictures addiction. 

The Golden Selfie


     There's nothing positive that I can say about this, except that the person who touched the door before you might not have washed their hands and now you have pinkeye. 

The Bad Concert Picture


The Celeb Shagger

First Pat Sajak and now another picture with that guy from Season 3 of "The Real World"???!

The "Sleeping" Beauty

"Heading to bed, goodnight!! Xoxo ;) " 

To the people who take faux sleeping pictures, I would love to sit you down and have a heart-to-heart but I'm sure you're too busy taking fake shits on your toilet right now. Did you wake up just in time to realize you took an amazing candid of yourself that you had to share? Douche. 

When you see one of these posted, look out for:
     -The friend who calls out the person for looking dead.
     -The creep who comments about wanting to join the subject in bed. 

The Gym Pic

Here is my main issue with gym locker room selfies (besides the point that cellphone use is generally prohibited): 

The person taking the picture doesn't want anyone to see them taking the photo because it's awkward but they'll fucking post it to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Oddly enough, that shit never makes it to Tumblr. 

The Picture That Wasn't Supposed To Look Creepy But Does Anyway


The Music Lover

                                  What are you doing??! You're not even listening to music!!!!!!!!  

The "Jesus Will Kill You "

 I just want to put it out there- if someone posts something that says 'Click "Like" if you don't want this child to have cancer,' or "post this message if you don't want to be damned to Hell for all eternity," and you click "Like," you are a douche bag. 

 I feel pretty confident in saying that if God does exits, He might be a little more interested in what's going on in the world or, I don't know, anything else besides how many "likes" he got on Facebook. Also, I hear God is more into Twitter than Facebook.

My 2014 Prediction Photo

                             I haven't seen this yet but I give it 2 months. 

The Glamour Sick Shot

Fran Smitherhouse: Uggggh I feel awful today :(
Likes: 12
Dave Aaron: Girl, you look great!!!
Fran Smitherhouse: Thanks Dave! How are you? :)
Heather Foozle: Aw cute, hope you feel better though! 
Fran Smitherhouse: Thanks Heather. I think I'll make soup. 
Fran Smitherhouse: @Mel what's that chicken barley recipe you use?
Fran Smitherhouse: ugh off to bed now.
Fran Smitherhouse: Hmm maybe a bubble bath first though ;)
Fran sneezed today which means she now can tell everyone how sick she's feeling. Luckily all she wants you to do is tell her how pretty she still looks even when she's under the weather. Oh Fran!
Note: Fran will keep checking in and tagging people until she gets ta suitable amount of  "Likes."

The Thinker

                             Thanks for capturing that time when you thought of something.

The Kardashattempt

          "Kim Kardashian selfie LOL"

           Just because you have dark hair and a love for jocks, does not make you a Kardashian. Also let's be real, that selfie is looking more like a Kloe than a Kim. 

The Date Night Prep

"All dressed up for date night <3💋"

Are you hitting on me or just hoping you will get a "Like" from your Dad? 

The Booze Goggle

                              Booo! This drink looks boring!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!

                                        Ahhh thanks Instagram, that's more like it!

The Bad Online Dating Picture

Man see's picture of woman on match.com. Man asks woman out. Woman says yes. Man and woman decide to meet at the local coffee shop. This woman shows up...