The "I'm totally not taking a picture just to show off my tits" photo

Just hanging out in bed tonight    drinking wine ;)

We get it Tits McGee. We get it.

The Pseudonym


 People who integrate their name with a celebrity name on Facebook = People who send you multiple LinkedIn invites when you aren't on it. 

The Girl Who Needs to Needs to Calm Down Part 1

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!  <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3"

This broad is crazy. She will either draw out every word she types or put a heart after every incomplete sentence. It's cute until you pick up a book and realize she isn't grasping the alphabet. If you know a woman like this, read her stuff out loud in a creepy-serial-murderer-voice-kind-of-way but that is only-if-you-have-a-good-murderer-voice-impression <3