The Buffet

"The Buffet." The subject in this photograph generally combines multiple aspects.
Sightings have included, but are not limited to,  the duck lip, unfocused eye, bang-in-the-face, and teet exposure.

The "I Think Your Phone is Backwards"


These are legitimate reenactments of pictures that I have seen recently. I know... I know...

The Max Factor

Hey! Look at my make-up! I know, right?! I hope you know I'm going to now refresh my Facebook until I see at least one "Like" then I'm going to post about how I applied it! Yeah! Talk to you soon!

The "Down in Front"

Guess whose profile picture this is? Not the woman in the front...

The Smug Lib Tech

Current book reading: N/A
Last book read:  Anything by Nicholas Sparks

Aaaaaand looks like someone just ruined everyone's librarian fantasy.

The "Me First!"

Fran Smitherhose
One hour ago

I just ran 2 miles on Main Street!

                                                  Like       Comment
                                                  Fran Smitherhose I am sooo exhausted!
                                                  Fran Smitherhose I had a blast though, it's great to start
                                                   running. Anyone else into running these day?
                                                  Mark Mills Nice!
                                                  Fran Smitherhose It was fun Mark, do you run??

Fran Smitherhose is the kind of gal who sends you four text messages per your one. She comments on her status before anyone else does, usually uses "I" or "me," tells you what she ate for lunch or how bloated she is from her period or just regular bowel problems.  Most of what Fran has to say has little importance to everyone around her, thus, when no one responds to her status she will use a question to lure people in.


                                           Super flattering picture, usually posted by a friend.

Same Picture, Different Outfit

The Same Picture Different Outfit Person, tends to:
1.  Take excess amounts of photos with just them in it. Not weird at all...  
2. Misuse "lol."
3.  Make you feel super uncomfortable when you look at their pictures.

The Nail

 Hey, thanks for showing me you can paint a finger nail differently than the rest of your nails! You crazy guurl!!

The Division IV

This one is tricky. It's not douchy to love bar sports. It's douchy being the drunk girl posing next to objects in a dark bar, repeatedly taking flash photos.


All thanks to Mobile Upload's...
"Donating blood, look away if you're afraid of needles!"

"Look what I found on my head today! My split-end has a split-end (at least I hope this is the one I found on my head)!"


                              Jim (7165551212): Hey what's going on? #notdoingmuch
                              Joe (7165553637): Nothing much dude. So uhh what's that hashtag for?
                              Jim (7165551212): Oh I wanted to show you I'm not doing much
                              Joe (7165553637): Why didn't you just say that then?

According to Wikipedia, "a hashtags are words or phrases prefixed with the symbol #... and are mostly used as unmoderated ad-hoc discussion forums."

So if you use a hashtag on Twitter, you are trying to make your hashtag a trend, a phrase people can search. Short story long, a hashtag should not be used in a text message.

Deja Vu Part Deux

Dear Smartphone,
Because of you,
this now happens.

You have given people who have too much time on their hands, to change the effects of their photo. Now us friends of the said person, has to see every effect from Cinnamon to Basic Frame.

The Three-Hours-Behind Spelling-Correction Guy.

STATUS:  Sam Flickinger:  My wife just had the bayb!! Haven't been this happy ever!!Life is perfect!!!

                                                        And here is comes...
                                    Likes: 24
                                                      Jen Drug: Congrats!
                                                      John Johnny: Congrats dude!
                                                      Sam Flickinger: Oops "baby." Thanks guys!
                                                      Sarah Miller: Yeah!!
                                                      Gill Peters: So happy for you both! Congrats
                                                      Dave Gloss: What's a "bayb"?
In this case, Dave Gloss is a douche.

Drink Up

Whoooah!! However were you able to catch this live-action pic of you drinking your morning coffee?! Wait... what? You were posing while scalding coffee was mere inches from your face??! Oh, there was nothing in the cup?

Working 9 to 5

                                                   Oh hey guurl! Cute hair! Go back to work.