Reenactments of people we've learned to dislike on the internet. To save their identities, I have decided to re-enact some of the classics. These are their stories.
Boyfriends.
The Perv Liker
Do you have the friend who likes weird shit and you keep getting updates?
Dave Broom likes Underage Hiphop Stars
Dave Broom likes Purple Panties
Dave Broom likes Sarah Jessica Parker
Yeah, he's the worst.
Pinterest Posts
How to turn my gym shirt into a slutty little black dress? Not necessary, but I'll take it.
How to put slippers in a box? I think I'm good.
The Inspirational Quote?
This person posts a selfie along with an inspirational quote that has nothing to do with the context of the picture.
"I've got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire, 'cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar."
The Self Defensive Post
This friend tends to be overly defensive with any selfies that they post...
"I don't care if it's not cool to take pictures of me drinking out of my mug and posting it but I'm going to do it anyway!"
"Love my new mug, and I don't care if you don't like it #sorrynotsorry "
The Questionier
"Making speghetti and white sauce tonight. Get me to smile by telling me your favorite thing about me. Go!"
Remember the days when AOL chat rooms were filled with lonesome married folk, gamers, troublemaking teenagers, 48-year-old Russians pretending to be "hot, horny, and 19," and you?
I understand legitimate questions but in regards to narcissistic spicey banter and conversation, call up a friend. If that's too scary, text them.
The Revenge Post
This is the friend who tries to make their ex feel jealous by posting scandalous pictures of people trying to get up on their face.
The Drive By
Looks professional, eh?... Yeah as an artist I like to explore different media... You like it?.. Thanks! ...Well it's just my phone actually... No filter on this one #nofilter... Oh the blurriness? Well I was driving and took it by placing the phone against my door.
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