Facebook Profile Picture: "The Cornea"

Cornea

Internal monologue: Hey look, my camera!  I want to take this picture of just my eyeball(s) so I can cover-up my butter face and check for any liver problems.
I'll be honest, not everyone who engages in the eyeball picture is a Quasimodo but if someone is hiding their nose, and well, entire face, a red flag should go up.
Note: DO NOT MEET UP FOR COFFEE.