The Poke.

    
"Poking" someone (with the hope/intent of shagging them) is just a subtle way you can realize how much of a stage 5 creeper you are.  Thinking it's flirty and fun to get "poked" on a social networking site means you're 18, and probably eye shag that Edward Cullen poster in your bedroom. Just remember, you're not the only one getting "poked" by that person, but hey, I hope you and that guy that smells like a porn shop and Cheerios make it work.

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