"Heading to bed, goodnight!! Xoxo ;) "
To the people who take faux sleeping pictures, I would love to sit you down and have a heart-to-heart but I'm sure you're too busy taking fake shits on your toilet right now. Did you wake up just in time to realize you took an amazing candid of yourself that you had to share? Douche.
When you see one of these posted, look out for:
-The friend who calls out the person for looking dead.
-The creep who comments about wanting to join the subject in bed.